cunttacular: cali01: cunttacular: Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent? Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would. Mindfuck
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
I feel so ridiculously unattractive. I just walked in on my significant other watching porn when I was in the other room waiting for him to come to bed. :( I feel like shit.
I for once want to be looked at by someone, doesn’t even have to be the opposite sex. I want them to think, “Wow.” Maybe my looks, maybe my personality. Maybe just the way I am. Who am I kidding.
iammakingperfectsense: hazzasgotalittlelou: directioner-danosaur: insidemymmind: Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS...
You could give me every compliment in the world, and I still wouldn’t feel worth it. Still wouldn’t feel enough.
thatfunnyblog: this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying Funny Stuff you like?
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
fiyerossong: kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person usually followed by, at least no one can read minds. that is then followed with paranoia… that people can read minds.
thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up. I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
Conversation I had while at work today.
Me: So what do you want to be for Halloween?
Little Girl: I think I should be Thor.
Her Mother: You know Thor's a boy right?
Little Girl: Yeah and I'm a girl and I want to be Thor.
Her Mother: Don't you want to be something pretty?
Little Girl: Thor is pretty.
mikeyfriskeyhands: Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
cakespastrycircus: aliceinthunderlandxx: shikajika: ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender Lol whut hollasexual
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige